He probably wouldn’t even notice if you sued for a “reasonable” amount. He’d notice $250 million, though.

This is a weird ass hill to die on, but you do you bruh

First, the idea that American is the most litigious country in the world is false. It’s Germany, we barely crack the #5 spot. Quite frankly I personally think we need to sue more and have less settling which allows corporations and rich people to buy their way out of trouble. Maybe we would have better case law on…

I can’t overstate just how much I’d rather Kanye lose his money to the Floyd family instead of reimbursing Candace Owens and her husband for their shitty app.

Yoda Pitt.

Don’t Dead Open Inside

Don’t worry! The next Marvel movie is gonna have Howard The Duck power-bottoming Dr. Strange and dropping the line “Jeez, you sure know how to to open the portal to my alternate dimension!” and millions of neckbeards will be simultaneously torn between their latent homophobia and telling the normies “YOU DON’T NEED…

(J Jonah Jameson-style editor of the AV Club banging on his desk in front of a roomful of sweaty terrified beat reporters wearing fedoras with “press” cards in the hatband and oldtimey flash cameras around their necks)

Why is it misogynistic to view Gentlemen Prefer Blondes as a story about transactional love?

Look, I wish recognitions would get eaten alive by a pack of rabid badgers as much as the next guy, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Next she’s doing Flowers In The Attic

Wasn’t she 7 and looked inside her sister’s vagina?  I’m a recovering victim of child molestation myself, I don’t see how this equates to the old man that cornered me a few times when I was a kid.  No matter how much right wing media wants to equate it

So we’re making fun of people’s physical appearances now? Cool.

Literally a made up lie from a right-wing blog who claimed she was 10 years older than the year of the incident. She touched her sister when she was a 7 year old.

You mean like what? They should do like “Braveheart?” No. Not that. Almost entirely fictional, that one. Also...Mel Gibson.

Historical films change things all the time. Often great ones. 

Yeah, this is one of those where sure, on the one hand, the criticism is accurate, and on the other hand, it also applies to almost every historical drama ever made.

2019 : People complains about exclusive movies/shows that require you to subscribe different streaming services.

This turd is a bully, clown, buffoon, sell-out and petulant-ass child. The quicker he disappears and becomes irrelevant the better-off we all are.