the-allusionist
The Allusionist
the-allusionist

Look, people, he just wants to apologise and move on so he can get back to not writing.

Lord knows they got nothing better to do with their sorry-ass lives.

Hush, the grownups are speaking.

No wonder he was so pissed about not getting Harry Potter. 

I’m probably going to end up watching this, but I still would have rather had a third season of The Tick.

Tell that to the UK court

The central joke of the meme is that Morbius is a bad movie that no one gives a fuck about, so it’s funny to pretend that it’s good movie that people care about.

In the end it was not, in fact, Morbin’ Time

I snorted.

“Our long national nightmare is over”

It never ends, people!

It always cracks me up when they do these lazy clickbait lists then quote negative reviews in them

2 Mor 2 bius

I’m looking forward to Morbius 3: Morbiest.

You still need proof?

Wow, art *does* imitate life.

If you’re comparing Anakin to the shooter, then the Clone Troopers would be the cops, and in both cases they helped the domestic terrorist do their job.

Of course not, the plural of Morbius is Morbii.

It’s a weird damn show. It has the look and style of a comedy, it has ridiculous comedy-style situations. But it has almost no jokes and seems to be straining to be taken seriously. Just odd.