Cheers for the LAST NIGHT mention. More folks need to see that. (The McKellar one, not the Knightley one).

The trapped people were apparently “considerate with each other,” “helped keep the Inn tidy,” and even “started a small collection fund for the next staff.”

Pictured above: my personal Mount Rushmore of people who have never made me laugh.

Sometimes. He also let slasher movies make him sound like hysterical Christian parents sometimes 

Different strokes and all that but, to me, this kind of comedy not only dares you to like it.....it dares you to endure it.

Politicians like Abbott, Trump, Cruz and essentially every other Republican get elected because they racist, misogynist, greedy fucking assholes.

He started showing more and more troubling signs of being a Secret Republican but honestly seeing polls that he could conceivably win against Abbott had me half sold on it. At this point, anything to get us out under the heel of increasingly regressive fundamentalist rule will do. 

Shut it down, folks. We’re done here.

“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

Right? What exactly are the qualifications of the current people in power, other than being racist, misogynist, greedy fucking assholes?

As insane as it sounds, he couldn’t possibly been worse than Greg Abbott.

CK also had a really great bit about dating and what courage means to a man vs. what it means to a woman. Basically, a man had to work up the courage to ask out a woman, whereas a woman’s courage is in willingly taking a chance on going out with a man she doesn’t know, knowing full well that historically, the number…

I think the most outrageous part is that we’re supposed to believe they’re picking up Clifford’s mega-shits from the sidewalk.

I unironically chose Cicierega’s Mouth Dreams as one of last year’s top-5 albums.

The AVClub: constantly, repeatedly asks for this

Does this mean you guys will stop talking about it? Yeah, that's what I thought.

These shows and the PJs they force these poor bastards to wear.

Richard Donner personally told me to remake The Omen with an all Muppet cast (except for the Satanic nanny, who will be played by Imelda Staunton). Where's my money?

Themi Lizardo 

If I pay my subscription for a VR Steamboat Willie, then gosh darn it that’s what I expect to get.