The AVClub: constantly, repeatedly asks for this

Does this mean you guys will stop talking about it? Yeah, that's what I thought.

These shows and the PJs they force these poor bastards to wear.

Richard Donner personally told me to remake The Omen with an all Muppet cast (except for the Satanic nanny, who will be played by Imelda Staunton). Where's my money?

Themi Lizardo 

If I pay my subscription for a VR Steamboat Willie, then gosh darn it that’s what I expect to get.

This reads like a mix between a press release and a teenage blog post. 

It’s true. The Saudis have suffered enough. No need to subject them to Bieber on top of everything else.

Follow-up — Is Clifford that specific shade of dull red because his owners hosed him down with tomato soup after he got into a kaiju fight with a giant skunk, and if yes how much screen time is devoted to the fight?

To make sure you can read the text clearly, you may want to put a monocle on.

Not gonna hurt is it? 

“Screw you, Disney, you two-bit punks! I’m Emilio Estevez, I’ve got lots going on in 2021.”

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“Has Joe Rogan called back? Damn it.”

It sets a very bad precedent to start revoking lifetime passes but I don’t see any way I can let Emilio keep his for “Repo Man.”

Whole generations of people grew up not having to worry about stuff like Polio because of mandated vaccines just pissing in the wind now and taking future generations with them.

She injured herself lifting all those books while dOiNg HeR oWn ReSeArCh

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

Maybe... maybe make Lupita Nyong’o and Danai Gurira the stars instead of this anti-vax whacko.

God I loved this show and was so sad to not get to know what happens after that fall through the door!

Please don’t reveal the secret ending to your friends
Don’t spoil the big surprise
You won’t believe your eyes when you see

So I assume the third season would be earth...what’s the plot of the air season?