Can the star of the DCEU’s two worst movies —not for a lack of competition— save the DCEU? Gee, who knows?

Oh gee. That’s too bad. Maybe she should ask to speak to the manager?

He a-know a-what he did.

Ok, so they’ve got ethics covered, but other than that it sounds like a pretty limited curriculum. And what’s the accreditation status on this School of Good and Evil, hmm?

I for one hope that the Floyd family takes this gibbering schmuck for all that he is worth. This isn’t a case of some internet rando badmouthing a dead man. This is a rich and proudly ignorant bigot who has a overly tall and overly wide platform, and he is long past due to be taken down a peg. Preferably all the pegs.

Dungey? Kind of a crappy name.

I had it on good authority that it ENDS.

Not tonight, honey. I’ve got a headache.

For the rich and famous, there is no such thing a bad publicity. None of his fumbling and toadying has hurt his bottom line so far, and no amount of breathless press coverage is about to change that.

Reads as:

Why should they like themselves, though? No one else likes them.

Better question: Why is this a web site?

Her?

I finally got around to seeing “Nope” right before it left theaters and it was a bit disappointing. “Get Out” and “Us” were both winners in my book, both taking ideas that are absolutely bonkers and giving them a very grounded yet thematically rich presentation. “Nope” does the opposite, taking a straightforward…

Give the man a break. He needs to get cracking if he’s to finish his quota of articles about “Don’t Worry, Darling” before midnight.

And I would like some milk from the milkman’s wife’s tits.

Are we sure that picture isn’t from This Ain’t The Munsters XXX?

Burke seems like he would have casually screwed her over even if she hadn’t rejected his advances. He’s that scummy, and he evinces an infuriatingly smug sincerity when he tells her that him hiring another director is an object lesson in how show business works.

But of course she’s smug. She is the star of such films as “Turistas” and “Cowboys and Aliens”, and you are not, plebe.

“Please! I’ve got a wife! And kids!”