HBO Throws Its Viewers the Invisible Bone

Pfft, sounds like someone doesn’t trust his immune system.

I just wish we would get what we deserve sooner rather than later. C’mon, giant meteor. We’re ready now.

Sounds like Paramount is hedging their bets on this ‘hog.

Joe Bob Briggs has a new Valentine’s Day special on Shudder, a double feature with Satanic panic cheese-fest Black Roses and the criminally underrated Frankenhooker. If you ever wanted to see a rubbery monster pop out of a phonograph speaker and devour Vincent Pastore, then I urge you to check it out.

Very mixed feelings. It’s kind of a great, zany oddball scifi flick, but it’s a terrible “Alien” movie. Though the last two or so “Aliens” are easily much worse by any rubric. 

Anyone who cares would rather forget about this assclown.

I’ve enjoyed the show, but I definitely get that take. The banter can be a bit much, and every episode has a moment where things get a bit too wacky. This week that was the veterinarians being ready to arm up and help our heroes take on the butterflies.

A badass billionaire begs for a bitchin’ guillotine.

Hey buddy, I just work here.

But where can I watch the games from the comfort of my Xinjiang death camp?

I was disappointed that none of the butterflies chose an alternate portal of entry. It would have been sweet vindication for John and his kickin’ PowerPoint.

Pretty sure Goff’s butterfly is the leader, not his wife’s. Accordingly, she is able to summon reinforcements in the person of Detective Song.

I assume you mean Captain Locke, and I’m pretty sure this confirms that he wasn’t yet a butterfly, just an associate of Murn from his old murdering days. Certainly an odd duck and a psychopath, but just the standard human variety.

A C+ Kanye hagiography is one of the ten best movies on Netflix? Gee, how much do you have to pay for that kind of ringing endorsement?

Pegging Simon Pegg is better than this.

Some HBO Max flack out there somewhere is working hard for a promotion that ain’t in the cards.

And who could forget classics like CSI: Bakersfield, FBI: Mexico City, and My Favorite Vivisectionist?

Bat-Mite or GTFO

It absolutely is a comedy.