Well, if Rick Scott is gonna be the VP nominee, we’re going to need some adjectives for him. I’ll start:

Then mouth. Because I’m hoping to god I get to close my eyes in that scenario.

Enjoy your $126,000 Ford Premier Auto Group Aston Martin sir. There’s probably some ancient British law that requires their things to be quriky, like extra “u”s in words and beans and bloodcakes for breakfast.

Yes, you should sell your car. The light rail station opens this month.

Which is free I guess!! Woohoo!

ooohh yeah there it is

How do you feel about Eric Garners daughter stumping for Bernie? Or is recruiting those affected by violence only ok when it’s the candidate you like?

I look forward to BernieBros explanation of why the moms of Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis just don’t understand what is in their own best interest, and just unaware of how wrong their opinions are

I’m desperately trying to find a way a law student’s activism isn’t as relevant as anyone else’s but ... I just can’t.

Well, you know, back when Bernie had ties to the civil rights movement, he wasn’t a politician either, so if he gets praise for his work pre-politics, ummmmm, shouldn’t Clinton as well? I mean, that would mean your argument would have to have merit but ...

No. Movies are for the one percent.

...and here come the comments which both completely prove the point of the article and justify its existence!

For that to be a “mixed bag,” those M&M’s must have been FANTASTIC.

I can imagine your grandfather saying, “Hey look, he actually is out there doing that to his car!”

By that logic you should just disassemble the entire car and move it into one parking spot and leave.

Modern BMWs are equipped with a second horn where the turn signal once was.

The same scene may be found at Casual Male department stores across America.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I am always sure to leave plenty of room

God, I can't wait for her to be our president.