Don't worry-The part of Elena is played by Ronald Reagan.

props to 90-yr old Michigan’s ex-Rep. Dingell for trolling so well

Excellent point. Don’t you only hire the best, most luxurious, YUUUUUGE people to run your campaign?

“my people tell me she did a terrible job.”

This will absolutely, 100% be enough for the bro-publicans who support trump.

Not one single one of them will give a shit.

Work should be on that list.

I agree— I think FI really is the gradual lessening of the extent to which money controls your life (as counterintuitive as that sounds). As one of my old friends used to say, “Money doesn’t matter, unless you don’t have any!”

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

This post is spot on!
If you can cut the cable cord, do so. It’s not worth the commercials and $$$$

I became a cordcutter between jobs to save money and I don’t see any reason to go back to cable.

Well, here’s your problem.

I had a sort of budget crisis that changed my life in college.

There’s a lot of people here who haven’t seen this movie.

My 18-month old likes to put a dish rag over her head and then walk into a wall.

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

and she’s a woman. Bernie is an old white dude. So he’s definitely establishment. it all depends on what your criteria are for ‘establishment’.

im waiting for the nerds to come out and fucking abuse Ellie for comparing Clinton to Gandalf. I hope this doesn’t get cross posted elsewhere.

Following the 2008 primaries, I think Hillary is more likely Gandalf the White. She fell, it looked like she was dead (politically), she came back shinier and newer, a little less trusting and a bit more likely to snap at you. Also, no fucks left to give.

Okay, I’m fucking sick of this. The “Democratic Party establishment” is not a thing to be reflexively opposed. The Democratic Party establishment elected Barack Obama. It got Sotamayor and Kagan (KAGAN!) appointed. It promotes marriage equality, abortion rights, racial equality, feminism, and a social safety net.