I'm pretty tolerant to short term volatility in my investments, as I’m taking a 20 year long view right now. That said, IMHO bonds are a fantastic way to make your portfolio underperform on your way to retirement....

So you found the “let’s make the deathstar bigger, but this time call it ‘starkiller base’”to be a convincing creative choice?

TECHNICALLY, it’s space opera/fantasy, not science fiction.
*Pushes up glasses*
*Sniffs own fart*

Well, you know my number if you change your mind. Bring your own oils and bath robes!

Cooper has a bad neck too, doesn't he? ;-)

Yeah, I have a 45m (one way) commute, so it does drag the hourly rate down, (my part time job (monthly) also has a 9 hour commute via airline) and it’s a huge factor in why my long-term plan is to adjust that.

Personal growth might be achievable outside of work, but experience most certainly is not. :)

I actually like Carson Daly. But when I get to a story relatively quickly on Deadspin, I have to do what I can to get out of the grays. And Carson was the easiest target.

We often feel like we have to justify those purchases. We call them guilty pleasures or we pretend they’re investments.

A mistake - must have been trying to hit the highbeams to pass someone.

I remember years ago when I persuaded my wife to start paying into a 401k style account.

I’m kiiiiiiiiiiind of judging you.

“Parents found negligent after toddler, 2, enters Porsche dealership and steals 5 cars”

Nah

I mean I thought you were human, but apparently you’re an advocat.

I don’t know how you’re doing it, but you appear to be commenting from a parallel universe where Bernie actually has a chance at the nomination.*

Pootie Tang was hilarious. Biggie Shortie was Wanda Sykes’ greatest role of her career.

Fuck you. Pootie Tang is awesome.

Wrong, they are called TIE fighters because they look like bow ties.