I remember that now. Even as a kid, when I read that, I couldn’t believe people could be so stupid.

Sorry, you are right, I mixed up the prices. I thought the MotoX was $380 and the Nexus $400

I think you meant “it’s only as thin as it’s thickest point”, otherwise your comment only reinforces their decision.

She is not the worst wedding guest.

Oh, interesting.

I am Jack’s obvious choice.

While I am super excited about this news and am in no way dismissing it, someone has to do this.

Nothing, that’s what. Finding life on another planet could very well be one of the most important scientific discoveries of the century.

You say that, but many companies have won court cases on the grounds that no one could possibly believe the claims they have made and be in their right minds.

No one should ever try. That’s the lesson.

Yes. In a non-free marketplace in which fossil fuels are kept competitive because of government subsidies, it is the fault of consumers for not being able to afford alternatives. You got it.

When a large company deliberately lies to its customers about the injuries its products cause, it’s the customers fault for continuing to buy the product.

^ Said no serious court of law, ever

Tobacco companies realized that their goods caused damage, serious damage, to their customers, so they changed their tactic. They argued that smoking/chewing tobacco was a right or a freedom, and that it would be wrong for free countries to find tobacco companies liable for lying to customers for decades.

Do you want Serpent Jaguar Priests? Because this is how we get Serpent Jaguar Priests.

Also, the part about the hippo reminded me of the end of Apocalypse Now.

My extensive viewing of grade Z adventure and monster films from the 1930s through 1950s tells me that nothing good is going to come from opening something called the “Tomb of the Serpent Jaguar Priests.”

don’t forget Vogons.

Is the Easter Egg that the movie isn’t as good as everyone said it is? I found that one already.

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY.