and Jerry Sandusky

Yes, he was born a poor black child. Isn’t there supposed to be an apostrophe in there somewhere?

Yep.

Nick is crankier than I am.

Uh, that would be ACC. Pay attention.

Is it a sin to have sex with your neighbors donkey or just against the law? (Except in Alabama)

Where is Custer when you need him? Oh, he fucked up too.

Funny!