Why on earth is the GM giving any post-game locker room speech, let alone one where they refer to the players as “motherfuckers?”

If this keeps up, Parker and Fisher may have to have a meeting in Temecula. 

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

Quit talking about the Redskins and stick to sports!

I’m not sure what I expected, but this is definitely five photos of Nikola Jokic

This should be a good life lesson for Kirk Cousins. Sometimes you may not like the answer you get when you repeatedly ask, “How you like that???”

It’s nice to have a brother to lean on, one you can invite on your podcast to clear the air. But sometimes it’s even better when Cousins reach out to see how you’re Thielen, especially after you Cook them with some Diggs.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

This motherfucker is the football equivalent of Napoleon or Subutai; his strategic acumen is brilliant. He’s parlayed his negligible talent into fabulous riches by exploiting two of the stupidest franchises in the sport, and see now how naturally he outmaneuvers his own teammate and manages to gather widespread public …

The Cubs took 2 of 3 from the Cardinals this weekend. I don’t think the Brewers can be pissy about that considering they were swept by a 90+ loss Rockies team.

Agreed.  The Dozier AB was.....comical.  I’d expect those ball/strike calls from a youth umpire, but in a wildcard game, blue has to be better.  

Since 2012 the Nats have been eliminated from the playoffs by sluggers like David Bote and Daniel Descalso. The baseball gods kinda owed them at some point....

I just got home from the game, and the roar after Soto hammered that pitch to right was unquestionably the loudest sound I have ever heard.  It’s easy to get hyper-cynical in DC these days (or anywhere really), but that was a very cool sports moment.  

Bitter? This one is jubilant.

The home plate umpire was calling a lot of strikes that were clearly high and out of the zone from the first inning on, so the Nats may have felt like they had to swing at some of those bad pitches.

Well he was. 

In South Beach they call that Getting In The Door

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

what even is the point?