I get why the default position around here is all organized professional football is evil...

“I heard the boos,” Harper said, “and just remembered that I had 45,000 people and more in the city of Philadelphia that were screaming at their TVs cheering.”

Because he pitched the first 6 innings and then “pitched” 1/3rd of the next inning, by getting an out. For whatever reason, that fraction of an inning is notated by either a .1 or .2. Thus, 6.1 innings.

Man, what a beautiful day to be a Wizard!

Unfortunately for Bryce, while “keeping in mind” that the Nationals second offer wasn’t serious... I’ll also keep in mind that I didn’t want him to return, I was tired of watching his ‘too cool to actually contribute’ attitude, and I’m literally *thrilled* he signed with a division rival.

I’m not sure more MiLB spending does anything for the MLBPA, other than taking money out of owners’ pockets. As such, I don’t have high hopes in the MLBPA making minor league accommodations a serious part of their negotiation strategy...

Uhhhh... am I really the only person that thinks there’s a snowball’s chance in hell his family (and not some hopefully-anonymous booster) is paying the student loans?

It’ll start with Elvis... then Roughned Odor will add it to stop a slump... next thing you know, every Rangers player will have Baby Shark as their at bat music. And then the Rangers will be renamed the Texas Baby Sharks.

I’m lame. NBA 2k19 with a smattering of The Division 2. :(

STRONG point.

I think the joke involves Donovan Mitchell?

This is great. I will be happy to admit the running feature of ‘who’s living in whose head rent free?’ will be living in my head rent free until the next edition.

What I’ve never understood is... What do people who dunk on Dr Dre want?

My thoughts exactly. How much do you think buying the team outright would cost?

yes!

I wish AD’s “camp” consisted of people that have his best interests at heart. But you can’t always get what you want. 

I’m sad I was able to figure out he was talking about the Pelicans. Which, first of all: lol nope. And second of all, you’re correct Hogg. If they HAD retained Boogie, they wouldn’t have had the cap space to sign LeBron.

Strong tag, Mr. Magary.

As a *Wizards fan* I thought that’s where this was going too.

Articles like this do a better job of explaining why I gave up journalism at 24 to pursue...... anything else.