Hi again random internet friend. Please forgive my pessimism, as they just got a two season renewal order! Today is an okay day.

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After that.....this happened.

Amen. Being a man, albeit with a wife who is currently 20 weeks pregnant – I entirely agree with your post. Abortion is a really ineffective and shitty form of birth control. So much so that very few people actually use it as such. So many pro-lifers hang on to that one in a thousand instance of someone wanting a late…

Dead men tell no tales.

Yeah, but does your coffee table have a working model train layout in it? Endlessly fascinating, it holds kid’s attention like nothing else.

I think the previous business model was to show Zack Snyder a comic book. Then give him some cheese before bedtime, and film his nightmares.

Spoilery period is up, go see it already.

This is a real thing that happens, and it’s compketely fucked. But Matt Lauer was paid a lot because he was a tent pole in NBC News’ brand. Why viewers were so loyal to him, I’ll never know. But comparing two women who haven’t been huge names at NBC for decades with a man who basically *was* NBC for decades isn’t…

Technically I’m a Xennial, a smaller demographic between Gen X and Millennials. I own a TV and watch my laptop in bed!

This reads like “how to build a case for relocating a sports team in the very near future.” Claim you need more fan support to be viable; fail to get said support; run back to the owners begging to move to Vegas or whatever.

I feel like making unsuspecting people angry is the goal of any parody.

Kid throwing gang signs. Walking in Memphis. Chris Carter trying to keep things platonic. So 90s. Much Nostalgia.

He is Shatter.

My husband couldn’t decide if they were upset that he wasn’t sharing his dinner.

Because they are in the background and do not play a role in the plot beyond a joke here or there.

“Anyway, like I was sayin’, porg is the fruit of Ahch-To. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s uh, porg-kabobs, porg creole, porg gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple porg, lemon porg, coconut porg, pepper porg, porg soup, porg stew, porg salad, porg and potatoes,…

Can I get an honorable mention for this?