More importantly, how does he use the bathroom?

Part of the difficulty is in tracking names and actor faces. If you have perfect memory and hearing, then you’ll notice it sooner. But since the show uses names most of the public aren’t familiar with in day to day life, recognition and recall are worse than if it had been a show of Roberts, Williams, Julias, and…

You hit all of this and don’t also bring up the new comic relief monkey making the leap from the old cartoon to the big screen?

I’m not sure who has watched much Star Wars and thinks that Palpatine’s mentor would still be alive, given everything we’ve ever been told about him and the Sith.

I mean, Venom had J Jonah Jameson III (astronaut that is JJJ’s son). Name wasn’t spoken in the movie, but he was named in the credits. I think they’re going to drop as many subtle potential connections they can.

a “bearded” Jar Jar Binks will make an appearance on the Obi-Wan Kenobi television series to discuss “what his life has been like since [The Phantom Menace gang] were all deceived by a great lie that ushered in the first Galactic Empire”.

You’re still moving 20+ people in and out of a house every day. Unless they’re cramming into vans from some other location, you’re still going to have parking and traffic issues.  Again, this isn’t a once in a while party, this is daily operations.

In the Woodlands? No way. You’d be hard pressed to find a community more against something like that existing.

Guarantee the deal breaker was parking. 18-20 people per day, plus support staff?  People (especially rich people) can be assholes about property, but if people are going to be parked all up and down the street on a daily basis, then it’s hard to argue in the Outlaws’ favor.

We don’t need continual rape scenes or references, but to never have it mentioned in a show with so much physical violence would seem like an odd omission. It was another reason for Renfri to so passionately hate Stregobor, but we didn’t have to witness it, so I don’t see the issue with its inclusion, given that it’s…

This was the main problem I had with the original flashforwards. Nothing in the past seemed to matter. Then I was stoked that they got sent to the past, then disappointed that the spin-off is in the future...

I always had the impression that they had more of an outline, but Carrie Fisher’s death threw a wrench in it. 

1) Sith Eternal cultists have been there a long time, and the new ships are largely automated, requiring smaller crews. A lot of this is touched on in the visual guide.

Everybody who is complaining about the parentage reveal as a retcon apparently hated or never watched The Empire Strikes Back.

 Star Wars has literally always done this. Typically there’s not much more than what you had with the opening scene on the Falcon. 

I dunno - I really dislike the artwork of She-Ra, and while I’ve heard good things about the show, nothing has sounded so good to make me want to watch that artistic style long enough to give it a shot.  That’s the thing about a visual medium - it’s one more way you have to win people over. I’ve dropped and added…

I mean, honestly, promoting this headline at the top of the page - I get you didn’t like the movie. Now you actively want to kill optimism for anyone who chances across the site. A very hearty FU to you and anyone in editorial that allowed it so prominant.

Seriously. Fuck this promoted headline at the top of the page 1-2 days ahead of when most people can see the movie.

Market it, but stop showing new footage so often. It’s getting tougher to avoid with all of the auto-playing internet ads, too.

I honestly don’t care if FinnPoe is a thing or not. If it is, great. If not, fine. I think it says something that it seems equally plausible that Finn could work out with Poe, Rose, or Rey equally. Based on how well he hits it off with most people, he’ll probably get on well with Jannah, too. Finn’s just a cool dude.