Wasn’t this an episode of 30 Rock?

Can’t think. Must just look. No thoughts. Looking.

There are lots of [what I would consider] valid reasons to be into older men. "They have nicer shit" is not one of those reasons. Gross. Grossssssss.

"No, I love older men. The things in an older man's house are better—his furniture, even his knives and his pots. And they smell better. Young guys, they may skip a shower and shit like that."

If you are picking up women at a playground, probably best to ask their age.

I can't imagine this working. Washing the dishes has got to be easier than giving a BJ, and takes less time too.

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

Well, not to brag but...I totally just ran two miles while farting almost continuously, so like, I'm pretty sure my digestive system could beat yours up in a fight. You know, were it to come to that.

...Hell, you can probably find one that'll pay you good money for the privilege.

I couldn't pick just one so here are a few of my handsome boy.