my boyfriend and i are currently roommates with a friend of my boyfriend. they had lived together before and i couldn't afford a place on my own, so although i knew i would be dealing with (in my opinion) the worst human ever, i figured i could deal with this dude for a year and not feel like i can't say anything…

If I'm about to poop, I'm taking the 'pon out before so I can focus on the task at hand and not have to worry about running interference with a shitty string.