Good story! We should meet up sometime to discuss this further. You know, for fun.

I’d rather tell you about the time I didn’t get caught.

I think someone started cutting onions in the kitchen

It’s raining on my face. Stupid face.

Man, did it just suddenly get really dusty in here?

Carmakers like to bring out their old models to show heritage and how much the models have improved, but just like Honda showing off their old Civics, it can do more to show how far the brand has strayed from what made people love them in the first place.

Volvo: Widely regarded as the safest vehicles on the road?

I just talked to your uncle. He is on his way over to beat your ass.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

A V6 just doesn’t seem like enough for a supercar.

I’ve always deserved it, everytime. I drive like an idiot. I’ve been let off of a ton of tickets too. I’m always surprised when I get let off. I can’t make rhyme or reason of it or what happens that they let me off but I’m always really glad.

Hey look! I found David’s neighbor!

What does it benefit a dealer to send an itemized quote via email?

lol

And your arrogant attitude is EXACTLY why people hate dealers.

Jeez, if only we cared this much about destroying that other planet! you know, the one that supports all human life that ever has and ever will exist?

I’d delete it, but I guess I can’t now. This post was pretty indicative of my day yesterday... Attempts to ramble on the internet didn’t even work right.

So much text. On. The. Wrong. Post. However, username checks.

Mark, this is unforgivable. Why do you insist on hurting me?