Then run for office and combat all that from within.

Really? You want to destroy a city of 2.7 million people simply because you disagree with “dibs”?

And can you imagine when the street cleaning signs go up? 38 cars + the rest of the neighborhood cars jockeying for parking on one side of the street. I haven’t lived in Chicago for 10 years but the mere thought of dealing with that makes my blood pressure rise.

GTI all the way.

The mouth of a baleen whale.

TBH my cat is a better friend than most of my human friends.

So eloquent for a car.

If this hearse wasn’t modified and in mint condition, then maybe. Otherwise CP.

I believe you responded to the wrong person.

Disclaimer: I love this post. It’s glorious, just like the Porsche 992 911 GT3.

Kind note: just because your opinion works for your particular ideologies, that doesn’t mean it applies to the other 325 million people that live in America.

Translation: “My opinion is the only one that matters so therefore it’s correct. #MAGA”

Justin, look into Lincoln Towing of Chicago. They’ve literally and figuratively left a trail of destruction throughout Chicago for decades.

Is Dennis selling this?

Now I’m imagining it wriggling free of the crusher like a roach from beneath a shoe, its wheels permanently cambered from the effort.

And it sounded like a shopping cart with a busted wheel rolling on asphalt.

Stanced dreads are the “face cars” of the stanced face dreads tattoo world.

Tyson is an astrophysicist, and Hawking was a cosmologist. Thinking on a universal scale and touting space travel is what they do/did best.

the ones who are just blaming people for sucking so much just to get them to do things that don’t actually help.

It was time when I became profoundly and reasonably nervous that my vehicle was going to stall at an inopportune time, such as while making a left turn onto a multi-lane busy road.