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“Goddammit Google Maps, not again!”

Yes, I use it to get around heavy traffic. It is a lifesaver for those of us that dwell in large metropolitan areas and have long, unavoidable commutes. But that’s probably a foreign concept to someone with a 10-year-old flip phone.

I took a look at his posts and three quarters of them involve ranting about modern technology so I think you’re correct, there. 

Yes, I use my phone for navigation and Pandora. Not all of us are as perfect as you are.

I suggest you re-read what I said.

Phone cradles that a) align perfectly with your line of sight without obscuring the windshield at all and b) cool your phone. I’ve used a vent-mounted phone cradle for the past few years, and it’s a pretty awesome gadget considering its crazy low price, and the location keeps my phone cool when I use the AC (I use my

But if you have the AC running, it keeps your phone cool. Running GPS and Pandora nonstop can heat my phone up, so it appreciates the AC as much as I do.

034 billet dogbone insert on my Mk7 GTI. For a $45 part, it’s incredible. Every GTI owner needs it.

When I bought my first VW, my dad and I (then 19) were interested in a 1995 Jetta. The salesman gave us the keys and told us to take it for a drive ourselves (???) so we did. The gas light was on but we thought it would have enough gas for a quick spin around the block.

Never. It’s one of my favorite automotive colors. And as a fellow VAG enthusiast, you should know better!

Calling Nardo Gray “bland” is blasphemy, sir.

You’d be elusive, too, if you were the preferred prey of top predator Levavi aries.

I do that too! I check navigation for the best route before I drive, then monitor the traffic ahead en route. It helps me make last-minute route changes to avoid sudden severe traffic jams and eliminates any surprise traffic jams.

I didn’t think I had any car superstitions until I tried to respond to a comment about Volkswagens and discovered that I could not.

A giant crane.

Haha, the cemetery is in the Chicago suburbs. I guess make-out cemeteries nationwide look pretty similar!

  • Commuters will probably be exposed to less human waste

I was a goth kid in high school, and I loved the quaint local cemetery by my high school. It had no gates but “operating hours” were sunrise to sunset, so technically it was closed after dark.

The smoking habits of the 1980s and prior never fail to astonish me. Smoke on a plane? Of course. In a restaurant? Obviously. While giving an interview? Why not!

Now I know what a car wearing suspender jorts looks like.