I’m looking forward to playing Warframe.

“mine inspired me to get an M.A in history by the way”

They had a responsibility to dissuade you. SMH. 

After you’re finished shouting at clouds... SNL has sucked since Chris Farley died.

Hey now... They’ve expanded to werewolves and innocent BJs.

“bugs me thinking about cheapskate parents (which results in a lesser tip for me).”

“But where’s the clitoris?” - Every Guy

So... It’s been over a decade, but people should play Metal Gear Solid 4.

Bic has been making pink razors for awhile now.  Gender tax on laptops incoming.

Pretty sure he’s looking for quality animation - which Steven Universe is certainly not.

Fabricating unnecessary jobs working for terrible rates is not progress.

Having lived in Bend, I agree.  Terrible place.

I actually enjoyed the Prometheus game... What does that say about me?

Welp, considering I won’t support the Epic store, I guess that’s another lost sale for Metro.

Now we just need rich white men to be convicted.

False. Always false.  Even in the late 80s and early 90s, I vastly preferred Hydrox.

To everyone who failed at securing this preorder: git gud.

I do prefer Hydrox.

Sucks for the folks who got orders cancelled, for sure.  Great news for people who wanted these to be exclusive though.

Let’s not talk about Louisiana dirtbags and the ACA without mentioning Steve Scalise, who used the socialized medicine we provide him to recover from his gunshot wounds before dismantling our coverage.

I hear there are worse places that Louisiana, but I have yet to live somewhere worse. Louisiana is ridiculously saturated with everything wrong in our country. They still claim they aren’t racist, yet all of the servants at country clubs are black, all of their maids are still black, they gut public education funding…