As one of the fortunate few who was able to secure a 500 million LE and a Kingdom Hearts LE, I’m sorry people are going through this. I’ve had plenty of hot items cancelled in the past and it’s no bueno.

The scalpers who are selling preorders on eBay must be fuming receiving these cancellation notices.

Why hasn’t Kotaku/Splinter hired you, yet?

I noticed it was TKL as well and was actually saddened.

More unions.  Always more unions.

Three days commute for me...

Yup.  This is the first thing that popped into my head as well.

Cultural appropriation? I just can’t tell anymore.

and I just bought a HOTAS flight stick... thanks.

I bought a PS4 specifically for this game in 2015.

Fart jokes are like ice berg lettuce: practically garbage in every conceivable way, but it adds texture.  Whether you want that texture, however, is another discussion. Most fart jokes fall flat.

When I watch trailers for movies I could bring my daughters to, I use the presence of a fart joke as a gauge. Cheap humor that should have been blocked by any number of people during development and production.

Rival Schools was one of my favorite games.  Absolutely spectacular.

This is the correct answer. Or give the property to Larian Studios.

lets me play it like I’m holding an o̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶n̶w̶r̶a̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶d̶y̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ original Gameboy.

like I’m holding an o̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶z̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶n̶w̶r̶a̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶d̶y̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ original Gameboy.

Good job finding new ways to (derive joy from a phenomenal game). Also, (I’m glad people still care) because (the existing rules within the games code can be exploited to expand the appeal of classics).

FTFY

*gasp* Carob chocolate is awesome.

what do you have against sixlets?

This behavior could be easily remedied by automatically disqualifying players for unsportsmanlike conduct.  Just win a match, but teabagged your opponent? You lose that win.