Anyone, male or female, who leaves the house like this deserves whatever internet scorn is heaped upon them. Sorry.

The Feds don't indict ONLY when they have a rock solid case. They indict every time some assistant US Attorney wants to make his or her strips.

You're not getting this whole capitalism concept we're living by in this country, are you?

How about couples only have the wedding they can afford? No one needs a big wedding (despite the fact that this grump will cry for internet weddings.) If they don't want gifts they should request donations to charity. Asking for cash is, and will remain, in bad taste irrespective of the economy. This country went…

She had her eyes done several years ago. She didn't look like herself afterwards. She's had them fixed and looks amazing. But she's had juvederm, restylane, botox and probably another eye surgery.

Those shoes are disgusting. Yuk! They should have been retired long ago. Don't you know anything about shoe polish and shoemakers who replace soles? They would have lasted longer if you cared for them.

I'm sure she meant his self-loathing and lack of identity are negatively impacting his life. That's my interpretation.

Great post. I agree that they're blinded, but I wonder if it's by privilege or their middle class upbringing (although I suppose that could be assessed as privilege.) White people this age are raised in a mostly consequence-free atmosphere. Their parents are often absentee and permissive. They're all "winners" at…

Good luck! I mean that. No snark.

I'm sorry, I hate the be the bearer of potentially bad news, but I'm guessing you will find out that he doesn't do break ups very well. That's typically the genesis of the can't-let-go ex-girlfriend, in my experience. If it were me, since she added you to her FB, I'd reach out casually, and I'd let her vent and see…

Be very happy people compliment you. When it stops you will be sad. I promise. :)

You know Bill's history, right?

What the fuck are you evening talking about?

I hit guys like you in the head with a large wrench. Works every time.

Are you fucking retarded???

Large dildos are how I keep TSA from ferreting through my checked baggage. I neatly pack my bags. Cover my items with a towel and then place a 8x2" dildo on top. No one touches a thing. :) Off topic, but possibly a helpful tip.

Lighten the fuck up. Really. Life is short.

I watched the uncensored one. Made all my girlfriends watch it so we could drool over Pharrell and Robin, and I sent the link to my b/f so he didn't miss out on the brunette's spectacular tits, which, as a good g/f I pointed out.

I fail to understand what this woman said that's so terrible. Are we pretending that Islam is a great thing now? Why is so wrong to state that religions are BAD. Some are worse than others, but they're all BAD.

Yes. Yes. Yes. What you said. Beautifully.