The Long Halloween can do one.

If you ever feel the need to argue with a stranger again, you know where I'll be.

It's not that bad but it is a book that has Batman be saved by a person with a gun because apparently Geoff Johns thinks that's a thing that should happen in a Batman comic.

The publicity is the key. If DC would have marketed Midnighter aggressively as "He's fabulously gay, a brutal ass kicker and he's single," that thing would have flown off the shelves, just for people checking out the first issue alone. I thought it was a great comic but DC practically just let it die on shelves.

It's actually pretty good. It's very DC's Runaways, which is, all things considered, a decent way to make the Titans work.

Transformers vs. GI Joe

Green Lantern Rebirth is the best comic that should never have been written. Like, it's well done and wonderfully illustrated but what a shit retcon on top of a shit retcon to redeem a shit, genocidal character.

Do not read Batman Earth One.

I've probably seen it like 1,000 times and basically all I remember is the montage during "Most Popular Girl" and Kenneth's performance of "Top That."

It wasn't sufficiently wickety wack and full of the sick meme humor I require out of my Deadpool jokes.

Mine is "If Super Hans from 'Peep Show' became an undertaker"

YES! One of my all time favorite comics.

I think about the Rip Van Winkle episode of Wishbone, I'd say, at least once a day.

When people question police violence, your response should probably not include threats to halt security.

I got kicked in the head at a concert once and police have never kicked me in the head.*

Yeah, Noah's just a bad fit. He's toothless when he needs to dig and he's delivering content that wouldn't quite even earn him a like from even the most sycophantic twitter user. The Daily Show still has dynamite correspondents but its in service to a show that seems to have no interest in holding the media or…

Yeah, so many little tiny changes in the '90s are solely to make sense of a bunch of things Man of Steel took out of continuity. They jump through hoops to try to come up with a character they can call Superboy. There's clones and angels and aliens involved in coming up with a new Supergirl. There's a palapable sense…

Accept no substitute for Lois Lane pumping iron while she waits for Clark to get done shaving.

Yeah, I mean, it's not a perfect story by any means but it does a lot of little things, like simplifying his early life, unromanticizing Krypton, giving a plausible explanation for his costume, recharacterizing Lois Lane, updating Lex for the Reagan '80s, in a way that I really love. In so many ways, that's the DC…

Eh, I don't think it's a big deal either way. If you're in the know with the story, you know he's sort of been a puppet master for the whole story. If not, you're just clicking on a link about the 49th issue of a comic book you don't read and then being mad you didn't understand it.