Whatever tastes good for you, dude.

The way he bites his fist before picking up the phone, so, so perfect.

Call me Thor…

I would argue that "I'm Cindy and I'm a woman!" is almost meaner.

I always forget how much I love the Josh Fenderman sketch until I get to it. It's so perfect.

Someone needs to call the Internet Buzz Feed Click Bait Action Squad!

He was telling the truth about his name. And he does want to fuck a corpse.

HE MUST KISS THE PAN

It's the first time America caught a glimpse of Scotty Auk's getaway sticks.

Tragedy struck. Captain Tragedy.

Whenever a friend and I would, uh, hang out with Gurgles we inevitably ran through these lines, mostly "Everybody hates us!" and "There's people on the other end!"

Nabble Flabble, Neeble nobber, nopenbaum!

It's really one of those rube goldberg-esque sketches where you're as much in awe of how it works as the performance but it's also probably David's best, most lived-in performance of the whole show.

The best parts of the commentary tracks are whenever you get to a sketch Paul F. Tompkins wrote and he immediately collapses in on himself. He's so painfully embarrassed by the Hanged Man sketch.

This asshole dragged me down here, I don't know.

Where am I? Where's my good friend and writer Leonard Pierce?

Has it failed me yet?

At minimum, we have to use it correctly. Someone dating a person who's not you isn't cuckolding. It's everyday goddamn life.

Yes, Spider-Man Reign. Most of us have forgotten it, y'know, by drinking bleach.

"The Bewitchin' Pool" is the episode I always forget that I hate until SyFy replays it every goddamn marathon.