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My problems with the movies are distinctly separate from the books. I just feel like more and more, Marvel is more interested in satisfying a movie exec or shutting down a perceived threat than creating a good story. It's not even that they're not listening to fan concerns. They've never done that. They're hobbling

Guys, I used to be a big Hal Jordan fan and now I'm rereading Johns' Green Lantern run. I'm sorry, I couldn't have been more wrong. That guy is such a block head.

Yes and no. It's heavily implied she knows something is wrong with Doom's world and that her place is not at his side. She seems to maybe planning something on her own although, yes, their relationship is a little creepy. Rapey might not be backed up in the text.

Honestly, the only Marvel properties I've ever been passionate about are the X-Men and Daredevil. I've read thousands of X-Men stories, in some cases, damn close to every issue published. It really feels like Marvel cares more about a pissing match with millionaires over their most loyal readers. It's profoundly

I saw this. I really think it's odd that in 2015, someone at Marvel thought mass sterilization of a minority group would be a good story hook.

Less that and just various other random bits of continuity and characters that tend to get ignored. I'm the guy at the back of the room shouting about how Cypher and Warlock need to have their own series, wondering when X-Factor is coming back and constantly bashing the Avengers. So, yes.

The way Marvel is marketing Inhumans is hysterical to me. It's like "Here's a new Inhumans book. You love the inhumans. You loved the inhumans on Agents of SHIELD, your favorite show! Check out more of the inhumans in these new Inhumans comics. We're giving you more of what you love!"

"Come to Battleworld in 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking"

I'm an X-Men fan. We always have time to complain.

You're doing God's work, preserving our terrible, little remembered comments for all eternity.

God, Maher is just so insufferable. He's aged worse as a relic of the '90s than the macarena and his gibbering panel of sycophants just makes every clip of his even more insufferable.

I had to quit listening to CBB at work when the Calvins Twins episode came out. I was visibly shaking I laughed so hard. I've heard that thing 5 or 6 times and I die every time.

No problem and I totally understand. I'm one of CBB's obsessive fans so this is one of the very rare occasions I can put my knowledge to some use.

It was the most recent one, which I think was "Return to Suicide House." I might be wrong on that title.

I really liked on Spontaneanation when it became clear a sketch was going to turn scatological, Tompkins enters a commercial break saying "This is going the way I actively didn't want it to go" before returning to the story of balls or something.

Probably my favorite episode of "With Special Guest…" It just edges out "A Lil' Dab'll Do Ya'."

It's really weird whenever any of his other characters curse. His Alan Thicke has a couple of times and it always makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I was in the midst of a cross-country move when I heard the Halloween episode's rendition of "Monster Fuck Part 3: Spooky Orgy." I know I must have scared at least several cars behind me.

I was in a really crappy townie bar in a tiny rural town a couple years ago. Mostly to amuse myself after being stuck in the town for a work thing, I put "What's New Pussycat" on the jukebox, remembering that joke. Three other people started cracking up immediately and we momentarily bonded over that bit. It was

It yells one racial slur early on and then spends the rest of the time trying to make you forget it.