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I can confirm that these occasional things do happen. I have exchanged quotes from the 1992 X-Men cartoon.

"I need your 20-sided-dice, your anime and your Proactiv now. Y'all thought you were nerds or something, huh?!? Well, real nerds don't hook up. Guess you think you're a hot shot or something!"

I really think when nerdy people start hooking up, they somehow ascend to an upper level of nerd. It's like the "sexually forward band geeks" joke in Mean Girls. They level up or something.

I feel like at this point "bro" is a universal identifier when we're talking about whether sex should be counted or not in all discussions.

I always just assumed it was the way that bearded dudes who liked Star Trek could somehow claim they were different than the non-bearded dudes who liked Star Trek.

Sorry that some of us are trying to stay rational over hereā€¦

We call it Pon Farr, bro. And no.

Nah, it'll just be me and a bunch of dudes refusing to wear shorts arguing about Parsecs. It will be the saddest thing.

This should work for me because I gauge all weights by how many Version 3.5 Monster Manuals I'm lifting.

Gettin' ripped working on these geometry proofs.

It's my bar and it's my rules!

I saw commercials for it about 1,000 times while watching Bar Rescue but I get what I deserve.

Russel is so great. It's such a cheesy bit but the scene when he winks at the camera as Rose McGowan gets in the car is so much menacing fun.

You've crossed the point where I can tell between playing devil's advocate and being purposefully idiotic.

Wompler is towards the top of my favorite CBB characters if only for how much I adore St. Clair's repeated delivery of the line, "I hope her tits explode."

My favorite line from a Legion of Doom sketch is a PFT bit.

I get that. I think my thing has always been that I can see what Lucas is aiming for with the prequels and with the Clone War and a lot of his problems are with the execution and bringing that world to the screen. That translation has just always been a difficult thing for him.

I'm a big Wompler fan but I totally understand.

Yeah, I'm a Star Wars obsessive and am able to tolerate some of the prequels stuff but it never really clicked for me. I know there are some people who love it but I just really couldn't get through more than a couple episodes.

Hey, I'm a woman.