"You know, we're living in a SOCIETY."

I am not Groot. I'm just an angry person.

All of Ernie's family are waiting for him to die so they can get a taste of that sweet rent-controlled living space.

NO

All I'm saying is that claiming Guardians of the Galaxy is some unique, special snowflake of a movie and not a mass produced, marketed, focus-tested and thoroughly designed piece of fluff is folly. It's not unique. It's not breaking boundaries. It's not special. It's barely a Marvel movie. It's a Disney movie like so…

Recently, Billy Bob announced some tour dates and my city was one of them. The coworkers and I got to relive that totally bizarre interview many times over.

This is a frighteningly accurate way to describe my time on that website.

I also stream Netflix on PS3 and it's just majestically bad.

Duh duh duh duh duuduh duh…

There's a semi-recent issue of Daredevil where someone shows him a suspect's mugshot on an iPad and he hilariously tries to bluff his way out of not knowing what the guy looks like.

That's the thing. He shouldn't have said anything about it but the way we've been conditioned to glob onto and judge films by out of context clips and sizzle real trailers months before they're released is starting to really get ridiculous. I don't blame him for tweeting that but he should have known that judgement…

Technicality no beatdown boo over?

I will still contend that there's an excellent potential GJI that could come by compiling Netflix's worst, most wrongheaded TV and Movie descriptions.

Just picturing Amanda Palmer at IHOP and I've amused myself for the rest of the day.

My favorite Reddit tendency is when a woman enters one of their domains, tentatively pokes around the bones in the lair, agrees with them, is used as a sex object-princess by them, turns away from them, and then is shunned by them. It's this weird, crusty snake eating its own unwashed tail.

"Where's Firefly" is too relevant. We've got to come up with something else.

My problem with Jurassic Park has always been that some of the dinos left hungry.

Someone could have hooked him up with some bitcoins and some trill Reddit Gold or something for that hot take

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The weird thing is that I sort of fundamentally agree with Whedon that it's a weirdly dated scene. It's just the problem with throwing things in your glass homestead that I have a problem with.