A few years ago I caught some wild food poisoning while on a work trip in Bogota, Colombia. I started getting eye floaters a couple months after that and was convinced they were Colombian tape worms invading my eyeballs. My hypochondria knows no bounds.

Cavs in 7.

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more people need to ROCK THE VOTE. ugh now I owe somebody money for using that slogan.

I never under$tood Hollywood’$ lure to liberali$m. Or why people put $o much $tock in it. They’re highly paid people that fake emotion for a living, but people flock to it every four year$. I did enjoy the rock concert that wa$ the DNC thi$ year though. Nothing get$ me in the mood to vote like Demi Lovato.

I really hope the VC and patch to upgrade model of game and software development comes back to bite them. It’s inexcusable to think you can mass produce an incomplete game, only to have patches come out 1/3 of the way into the lifetime of the game, then on top try to get additional money out of people within the game…

Outrage towards playing golf is the truest form of political bias. It transcends generations.

YOU’RE FAKE NEWS. YOU’RE FAKE NEWS. YOU’RE FAKE NEWS. YOU’RE FAKE NEWS. YOU’RE FAKE NEWS.

Scuttle the ship.

Either these guys have never been in a crowded room and smelled BO, hence the joke... or 2016 is even more butt hurt than I thought.

Yep, this exactly. I started following the Indians growing up during the powerhouse years, and didn’t comprehend why Manny, Thome, Belle, all those players left... I didn’t understand the business of the game. Baseball is tough, especially in Cleveland... look at ‘07, 3-1 in the ALCS looking at playing a weak Rockies…

I have to say, as a life long Cleveland fan, I’m not fully convinced I haven’t slipped into an alternate universe where the plot to Major League is reality:

It’s also important to note that due to the injuries to the starters, we’ve been throwing “bullpen games” since the end of August. This is just the first time anyone’s noticed.

Richard Jefferson- “Oh dear, I sincerely apologize Miss... lets get you a towel... Do you need anything? Would you like me to call your Father?”

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Wife just told me, “I hope that Golden State guy penis-kicks someone and get’s suspended”.

When asked to comment, Adam Scott said he’s pulling out.

Hi, I’m a Republican. I have no one to vote for.

After reading this, 2.5 hours of my time, $30 for me and girlfriend, my confirmed fears of zach snyder ruining it no matter how much Nolan’s name is splattered all over it, and of course the 0%<x<1% chance of a shooting happening... tickets were not purchased.