He’s v good at typing but unfortunately not v good at making a funny parody

I’m not saying it’s not rational, but wearing soft clothes all day has traditionally been what children do. None of what I said above is a critique of individuals, BTW. It’s not our fault that postwar Americans got hoisted by their own petard. (hoisted hoisted hoisted damn you autocorrect)

IDK man remember how much people freaked out about Renee Zelwegger’s new face? People are pretty vicious to lady celebrities and she may have been feeling extremely scared when she made the announcement to, as Bobby says, get in front of shitty stories.

I think this is pretty clearly a parody.

I think the adults-obsessed-with-Disney thing is actually related to “Christmas creep” in that real life has failed to deliver on its promises for so many Gen-X and Gen-Y people that we’re basically regressing and staying fixated on the things that make us happy as kids. Also see adults cosplaying, the popularity of…

I find it pretty fucking gross how much everyone’s salivating at the prospect that her husband is hurting her or that she has a drug problem. Really makes me feel good about our society.

Many, many things. Maybe she tripped over her dog or has an illness that’s none of your goddamn business.

You know I get that you’re joking and that this is probably something that would really bother someone like Don Jr., but as with any comment of this kind, I imagine it really hurts to actually have a micropenis and read shit like this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s legal in Oregon. Don’t know about Washington. I live in an apartment so don’t want to mess with it, but my homeowner friends in Portland all grow it. One of them has a really nice back patio with a few whiskey barrel planters full of cannabis. It looks really nice in that setting =)

I commented about this upthread, but I know someone who had it. He smoked more than even a heavy stoner would smoke. He was also a very small person who generally took bad care of himself. Once he cut back his nausea and puking problem got better. The fact that you haven’t seen it or it doesn’t happen to you doesn’t…

I knew a dude who got CHS. I’d say he smoked at least 1/8th a day. He was constantly smoking...like almost literally never not smoking. He’s the only person I’ve ever known to get CHS. He’s also a tiny little person, maybe like 5'6" and 110 pounds soaking wet. Takes shit care of himself, doesn’t exercise, only fresh…

Kanye is going through his undergrad phase. Cute, I guess.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is legitimately one of the best athletes of all time from a personality and intelligence standpoint 

“We will be dealing with the repercussions of this administration for generations.”

Tends to be how politics works.

Problem is they aren’t “takedowns,” it’s just petty bullshit that does nothing to undo the damage of installing Trump in the first place. Comey is bad.

This is called a play bow. It’s doge body language for “let’s be friends!”—all dog owners who take their pups the the dog park should recognize it. I had an akita inu—basically a larger shibe—and she was lovely. Sorry for your loss =(

It is definitely within the realm of possibility. The Kardashian family’s businesses is sharing their private lives with the public—albeit in a carefully controlled and orchestrated way—and this sort of information manipulation is what the celebrity gossip industry is all about. For normal people, this would seem like…

Matthew Calamari is giving Gene Parmesan a run for his money

Mark Zuckerberg looks like a horror movie marionette. He is so creepy and gross.

Daaaaamn I was on track to get this when I ended up having to get a hysterectomy anyway because of some mystery tumors (which turned out to be benign anyway). Guess I really lucked out =(