I never understand Whitney’s writing. That very first sentence has like negative structure.

His future in the UFC is “in jeopardy...of continuing thanks to this silly boy publicity stunt!”

Unfortunately, Ma does not retain her saintlike halo upon re-reading. She is a filthy racist.

OMG that’s like when Laura was forced to give up her doll to her bratty neighbor in one of those Little House books. I re-read those books after a major surgery a few years ago (knew my brain couldn’t handle anything more difficult) and that part legit made me cry. That was super shitty of your mom.

You’ve failed at being condescending, does that count?

AND the white man who took that photo, Tyler Shields, got no criticism whatsoever and, if I remember correctly, didn’t seem to have her back very much at all

I’d argue that probably thinking of relationships in terms of “success” is fucked up. It’s not a goddamn competition.

I know that everyone thinks it’s cute and fun to act like celebrity love is important and meaningful but I am kind of grossed out by the brain rot implied by the above-quoted tweets. Marriage is a giant gamble for anyone, especially people with enough money to divorce and provide stellar childcare. It’s not surprising…

Regina George probably got got by a cat, coyote or raccoon.

I’d heard that too, but my understanding is that if they divorce she can be compelled to testify against him. If she was totally innocent and had nothing to say in testimony she’d get to keep a fair share of that money anyway. Not a lawyer so could be completely wrong.

Miley Cyrus is like the neighborhood flasher at this point. You don’t have my consent to impose your exhibitionism on me, bud.

Seems like just as much of an edgelord dork, too.

A lot of people? Real estate market there is extremely hot. Have you been to Oakland in the past decade?

Milk is disgusting but I have to say that this is probably the healthiest coping mechanism any reality show person has ever engaged with.

For me the bottom line is that cultural fetishization is always dumb because every culture is comprised of human beings and human beings are—surprise!—deeply flawed. I admire the way France has worked to preserve its cultural heritage but that doesn’t mean I cheerlead their every decision. Nuance underrated.

I’d like to see the 2018 version of the headline reporting that the sun can give you cancer. Probably like “Life is Hell and You Cannot Go Outside Again: Even the Freakin’ Sun Causes Cancer”

Steadfastly and stubbornly refusing to let go of the past is basically France’s national pastime.

I’m inclined to believe her too, and I’m also pretty convinced that France has pulled some sort of massive (and successful) marketing campaign on Americans. France is a pretty ordinary country. It has its rednecks and its backwoods weirdos just like the US. Its biggest city is notably sophisticated...just like the US.…

HELL YES haha this is what I’m into. Bathing costume from the 1910s

Aw, that’s really nice! Thanks for the rec. I’m not sure the shorts are long enough for my giant thighs, though =(