I related to this harder than I expected. I had a friend I considered very close suddenly stop giving a damn “where it counted.” It sucks so hard to realize that the person that you were lead into trusting doesn’t actually give a damn about you. Granted, my friend isn’t the wife of a racist egomaniac mobster, so I…

Wow, now that I’ve read this I no longer think Melania Trump is the second coming of Mother Theresa. /s

Sorry, but the shit going down in this country make this fucking cucumber sandwich of an alleged ‘book’ look utterly irrelevant. The Trump White House is filled with petty, vindictive idiots fighting over seating placements? I’m shocked.

Her first mistake was in thinking that sociopaths have genuine relationships.
Her second was being a star-fucker and hanger on.

In another post I said she was like an aging, Slovenian Courtney Stodden. She’ll be about the right age in 20 years. 

I think they’re so superficial it comes down to something basic, like repeat party invitations.  

I don’t think she actually cares about being accused of plagiarism; it’s more that she cares about people thinking she’s inferior to Michelle Obama.

They’re all opportunistic douchebags. John Bolton could have and should have come forward with his knowledge leading up to Trump’s impeachment, but didn’t for the sake of book profits. And where was Mary Trump in 2016? 

Every one of them can and should choke on a bag of dicks.

None of this really surprised me, especially the part about Melania not wanting to be First Lady but she sure as shit didn’t want Ivanka to step into that role.

Heh this is how I feel about every Bob Woodward book. He wrote four books on how GWB lied. Like...no shit, dude, we know. 

Is this like Marley and Me and Melania dies at the end

I feel like given the things we know about Trump because he’s done them publicly while in office (kids in cages, shitting on our intel and military to kiss Putin’s ass, admitting to breaking the law, abusing his office for personal gain, being overtly supportive of nazis and white supremacists, etc...) these “tell…

...what?

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Adele should totally trust the perspective of a white American woman on UK-Jamaican relations.

I’d also say she doesn’t look like Juliette Lewis or Robin Givens...

“Joan is funny”

My therapist wants me to try out “letting people have their things,” so I will keep my thoughts about The Office—or Garner’s prominent Dunder Mifflin wall art—to myself.

Joan, you should not be allowed to write about The Office.

To be fair, although climate change has exacerbated the wildfire situation and some are caused by humans, wildfires are actually a normal phenomenon. Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself this week since I can’t even see the mountains 5 miles from my house here in Montana (from the smoke from your fires states…