YES THEY FUCKING DO.

Yes well, 17 year old me is not here for your common sense. You can take your logical thinking elsewhere.

I just don’t get the necklace. Not that it’s ugly or anything, it’s that it’s so plain and unremarkable. It’s a glorified charm bracelet. And with just four letters on it, one letter is going to be the low point making it look uneven, as one side will have two letters going up while the other side will only have one.…

I’ve actually been cruising this site all day out of sheer boredom, and I resisted clicking on this simply because of the photo.
I like dirtbag, but seeing any of this family’s picture usually functions as a prophylactic for my clicks. 

Do you get paid by the kkklan to write about them? Nobody cares!

Counterpoint: If anyone is going to live forever as a bionic person, it’s probably J. Lo.

Santa Barbara is a lovely coastal town filled with wealthy people in ostentatious designer clothes

I clicked because I’m obviously living under a rock, and I thought Ms Knowles and I shared a love of ‘00s emo.

Have a star

That’s one thing I’ve never been able to understand about the US. Why is pissing outside a *sex* crime? I get there are times and places you do t want people to urinate, but why make it a sex crime? What kind of offence is Jaywalking?* Why not make it the same as that?

This some new version of the The Princess and the Pee.

Shouldn’t they be wearing masks on the faux cover?

The Jolie-Pitt divorce trudges on.

I fell in lust with him in Law of Desire. I fell in love with him as Rossy de Palma’s stuttering cuckold in Women on the Verge, and then came Atame. (The first time I saw Stockholm Syndrome as viable; if you were Victoria Abril, wouldn’t you?).

Can we show some love for the movie star (and my imaginary lover for 35 years) having the WORST DAY, Antonio Banderas? Today is his 60th birthday - and he got diagnosed with Covid. This is especially troubling with his cardiac history (heart attack and angioplasty 2 years ago). And yes, damn it, HE SHOULD’VE WON THE…

That would be a bit much to look at every day.

Wait, so is Galliano passe, or is it lame not to be wearing the real thing? Surely one can’t have it both ways.

It is my silly Saturday afternoon cleaning movie.  Fire up the iPad, throw on the headset and giggle around the house as I wash dishes, clean the fridge, do laundry, whatever.