Preach

I had a driving lesson today. I haven’t driven in 10+ years, so it (and a few more) were/are needed. Apparently I’m a pretty decent driver because I’m aware of my own mortality at this point, as opposed to a 16 year old - according to my instructor. But I didn’t kill anyone (or me) not because of god. I didn’t kill…

“We survived the tornado/fire/mudslide/hurricane that destroyed our house! God is good!”

At first I was like:

i think it’s a cheesy PR move. it’s great to go out and about without makeup and flaunt it / celebrate it. but wtf is wrong with stage makeup, or the art of makeup for a photo shoot or red carpet? i’m over it. it’s already stale. find a new gimmick, girl. plus she looks about 10000000 x better with eye makeup so…

But she was just trying to get paid for her missing manolos!!

Beyonce looks gorgeous and Blue’s braids just sent me spiraling back to childhood. She’s too cute.

I feel like I should marry myself for free gifts like Carrie did in that one episode of “Sex and the City.”

Feel free to use your “dismiss” button on the troll.

You know what’s infuriating about this? It’s not on CNN, I’m not seeing it yet on twitter, on Facebook. I’m sure it’ll catch up, but this just is. Not. Important. to the average American. At least, not until their girlfriend/daughter/self finds themselves knocked up. The only moral abortion is my abortion? Even worse,…

FEDERAL FUNDS DO NOT PAY FOR ABORTIONS! FEDERAL FUNDS GO TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD AS MEDICARE/MEDICAID REIMBURSEMENT FOR HEALTHCARE SERVICES!

Dang, I read the headline wrong. I thought there was, like, some naked D in the video. I am disappoint.

I’m glad Remy brought up how Nicki supported her brother accused of pedophilia because that did happen and it was definitely not as big of a thing as it probably should have been. Like, what can she really say to that? Where was the lie?

Floorgasm, please consider leaving your marriage right now. Abuse only gets worse - no couples therapy can fix this. You and your child deserve a peaceful life without fear and anxiety.

The ending of Six Feet Under.

I loved Parenthood, so I was looking forward to this show. I watched the first episode and knew that twist was coming, so I was prepared. Then I let several episodes pile up and was going to binge watch over Christmas. I watched the second episode, and holy shit, when it got to the end twist that the parents are no…

Watch Santa Clarita Diet, it has a few of your requirements.