Very well, then your name shall be . . . “Tushy Galore”!

Long Island City is actually a neighborhood in Queens, right across the river from Manhattan. Unlike the other Boroughs, Queens addresses go by their neighborhood names (no clue why), so this RR likely came from someone in the city; rogue country diplomat, rapper, now dumped moll of a real-estate scion, Taylor Swift’s…

At what point does someone go from being the object of sympathy to just another generation of awful? The oldest daughter has/had a clerkship with Kavanaugh.

There’s an entire military group dedicated to making deliveries anywhere in 30 minutes or less. They make an even bigger boom.

What happens to whiteness deferred?

LOL! It’s taking a page from the Fabio/gleaming muscled warrior romance cover. Come on. Everyone knows the hottest guys are waxed and oiled for Her Pleasure. 

Henney Kilowatt? I saw him headline once in the Poconos at Gretl’s Shtetl Buffet ... the brisket was very dry ...

But were fired for never actually successfully picking anyone up.

I’m loving that meter. It makes me think there are some modern electric cars that should be fitted with a residential smoke alarm.

Jesus looked exactly like that! And was totally all about getting as much money as he could from his flock, and gaming all the women, like that slut Mary Magdalene. Prosperity, dude! Jesus was all about prosperity, and looking shredded!

What if we built some kind of guide system for these autonomous trucks right into the road, so that the truck didn’t have to steer itself the whole time and can instead just follow a track, since there will be tons of trucks driving the exact same route? Then what if instead of just one tractor pulling one trailer, we…

There is something so creepy and unsettling about the rise of these mega-church pastors and their families as celebrities. As an outsider, I originally assumed it was about white supremacy, but there’s definitely a parallel or interconnected black church celebrity culture as well. It seems like what it’s really about…

It's already well known that Consumer Reports are run by pedos. I assumed everyone knew that.

My sarcasm is too strong for you.

Can you slip a pedophilia accusation in there somewhere?

More like Con-some-of-us Reports!

It was the 1980s. No one really cared about kids back then. I'm saying this as a factual statement.

Part of me thinks if I was already super famous/wealthy I wouldn’t do it. But then it’s like - you can bang three of those out in less than 5 minutes and take care of every meal of the day.

She’s over at thedrive now. She was driving a Bugatti last week.

There are dozens of us!