That makes 3 of us.

Same here! Holy 80s flashback batman!

I feel like there’s always an aura of sadness around her. I hope she can ditch her father once and for all. 

Nice body, but it’s definitely a “butterface”, like every modern Rolls.

It looks like a 1965 Marlin and a 1965 Barracuda had a baby.  

Im going to commission Mitsubishi to make a Mirage with a bespoke compartment that perfectly holds two gas station hot dogs and keeps them at their optimal temperature of 117 degrees Fahrenheit and a cooled cupholder specifically designed to match the aesthetic of my favorite Monster Energy flavor - Zero Ultra.

When her muscles start relaxin’

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

I LOVED those folding cars when I was a kid. Mid 90's when I was around 7 years old I saw a folding paper car maybe as an advertisement in a paper airplane book. I thought the idea was brilliant and developed my own hand-drawn blueprint and made the entire NASCAR field at the time. A few years later I learned enough…

Needs a stogie protruding from the lower grille.

He wears a trilby but she hates it because its not fashion and they have a big argument about it and don’t speak for a week.

(why, no, I could not figure out how to embed a link. why do you ask?)

Wow, look at that! Thanks!

Is Torchinsky Atari age?! This is some of his art. Seriously. He offered it to me for free but I was temporarily short of space.

well, sure. there’s also a continuum where no one requires incentives for a life-saving medical intervention that comes at no cost and virtually no risk and i don’t feel like walking straight into the inky depths of puget sound every day. but here we are.

OK, Dr. Facebook.

you are a colossal idiot. 

PHRASING

“I hate crowds almost as much as my wife.”