Long Island City is actually a neighborhood in Queens, right across the river from Manhattan. Unlike the other Boroughs, Queens addresses go by their neighborhood names (no clue why), so this RR likely came from someone in the city; rogue country diplomat, rapper, now dumped moll of a real-estate scion, Taylor Swift’s…

At what point does someone go from being the object of sympathy to just another generation of awful? The oldest daughter has/had a clerkship with Kavanaugh.

I had forgotten about it entirely until this news.

There’s an entire military group dedicated to making deliveries anywhere in 30 minutes or less. They make an even bigger boom.

What happens to whiteness deferred?

LOL! It’s taking a page from the Fabio/gleaming muscled warrior romance cover. Come on. Everyone knows the hottest guys are waxed and oiled for Her Pleasure. 

Henney Kilowatt? I saw him headline once in the Poconos at Gretl’s Shtetl Buffet ... the brisket was very dry ...

But were fired for never actually successfully picking anyone up.

I’m loving that meter. It makes me think there are some modern electric cars that should be fitted with a residential smoke alarm.

Jesus looked exactly like that! And was totally all about getting as much money as he could from his flock, and gaming all the women, like that slut Mary Magdalene. Prosperity, dude! Jesus was all about prosperity, and looking shredded!

What if we built some kind of guide system for these autonomous trucks right into the road, so that the truck didn’t have to steer itself the whole time and can instead just follow a track, since there will be tons of trucks driving the exact same route? Then what if instead of just one tractor pulling one trailer, we…

There is something so creepy and unsettling about the rise of these mega-church pastors and their families as celebrities. As an outsider, I originally assumed it was about white supremacy, but there’s definitely a parallel or interconnected black church celebrity culture as well. It seems like what it’s really about…

Books are well and good, but a large portion of my daily reading allowance is spent here on io9. Sadly, that experience has been made harder by recent changes to the io9 specific page layout. I’m sure that, given time, we’ll be able to all understand how accommodating the previous layout was and go back to the ease…

Given the subject of this article, I will not be addressing the issue I’ve been working on in the other articles of this site, out of respect. Be back next article.

#hisactualchest

Flightaware.

Oh good. You’re here James. I was talking with Valerie over the weekend about how the new page layout for io9 is mighty disagreeable. Not so much talking, but posting a comment about it in every one of her articles. But now that the mon-fri writers are back, I can share this information with the rest of you. Hopefully…

It’s 2021, and people are still attacking actors for the roles they play.

Hi again. Please change the io9 page format back to it’s previous iteration. That is all.

Can you slip a pedophilia accusation in there somewhere?