thatsnotyankeestadium
thatsnotyankeestadium
thatsnotyankeestadium

It was the 1980s. No one really cared about kids back then. I'm saying this as a factual statement.

Part of me thinks if I was already super famous/wealthy I wouldn’t do it. But then it’s like - you can bang three of those out in less than 5 minutes and take care of every meal of the day.

100%

She’s over at thedrive now. She was driving a Bugatti last week.

Yeah that’s the rub dirt on it method

There are dozens of us!

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We do not forgive. We do not forget.

That makes 3 of us.

Same here! Holy 80s flashback batman!

I feel like there’s always an aura of sadness around her. I hope she can ditch her father once and for all. 

Nice body, but it’s definitely a “butterface”, like every modern Rolls.

It looks like a 1965 Marlin and a 1965 Barracuda had a baby.  

Im going to commission Mitsubishi to make a Mirage with a bespoke compartment that perfectly holds two gas station hot dogs and keeps them at their optimal temperature of 117 degrees Fahrenheit and a cooled cupholder specifically designed to match the aesthetic of my favorite Monster Energy flavor - Zero Ultra.

When her muscles start relaxin’

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

I LOVED those folding cars when I was a kid. Mid 90's when I was around 7 years old I saw a folding paper car maybe as an advertisement in a paper airplane book. I thought the idea was brilliant and developed my own hand-drawn blueprint and made the entire NASCAR field at the time. A few years later I learned enough

This guy gets it!

Do you know the way to Shell Beach?