Seems like this joke is flying over peoples heads

I’m fine with the Trad Prairie Wife look if you’re wearing it with a pair of Doc Martens and a couple of good tattoos (yes, I fondly remember the nineties). And it’s fine if you’re a Mennonite and wearing that dress while you go and do useful things with your day. Worn unironically or outside of the religious context,…

What is happening in this picture? This dress can't decide what it's doing. The bodice is going to a cookout. The sleeves are going to a tea party. The skirt is going to churn butter. 

“Kardashian and Barker look like they are cosplaying a vanlife couple.”

Kardashian and Barker look like they are cosplaying a vanlife couple.

The worst thing the writers of NewsRadio ever did was to give their weird ass maintenance guy a part in the show.

No, generally to get onstage at the Apollo, you have to have some sort of talent - and you’re quickly booted out if you don’t.

This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

I don’t think state legislatures qualify as “The Apollo”, but they definitely host dozens and dozens of Amateur Nights every year.

If we have one, nobody told me!

But they can be super fluffy! And they popcorn! :)

Everyone knows the true earthling tribbles are guinea pigs.

That is the trouble with tribbles...

*trill* *purr* *KLINGON SCREEEEEECH*

This is my shocked face.

Remember this when you’re trapped in coach traveling from the molybdenum mines back to your pod in the Mawrth Vallis, and they run out of freeze-dried coffee. 

Thank you for clarifying that we didn’t take a Chinook to a different earthlike planet for a photoshoot. (Everyone knows the lizard people only do that with Ospreys.)

Even Jared Leto? 

You were so good at playing Jesus, the messiah, that I approve your ability to play me in a biopic. 

“Hi.
“I’m Bucky.”

That made me smile. We haven’t seen that side of Bucky since “The First Avenger.”  I took it as a sign that Bucky, whether he realizes it or not, is truly back -- and he’s still got it.