No, generally to get onstage at the Apollo, you have to have some sort of talent - and you’re quickly booted out if you don’t.

Can confirm

This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

I don’t think state legislatures qualify as “The Apollo”, but they definitely host dozens and dozens of Amateur Nights every year.

If we have one, nobody told me!

My wife and i can't stop yelling REVENGE! every time we see her. She has this awesome revenge-face she puts on right after someone's back is turned.

Still disappointed that the Power Broker didn’t end up being Darryl.

But they can be super fluffy! And they popcorn! :)

Everyone knows the true earthling tribbles are guinea pigs.

That is the trouble with tribbles...

*trill* *purr* *KLINGON SCREEEEEECH*

This is my shocked face.

Remember this when you’re trapped in coach traveling from the molybdenum mines back to your pod in the Mawrth Vallis, and they run out of freeze-dried coffee. 

Thank you for clarifying that we didn’t take a Chinook to a different earthlike planet for a photoshoot. (Everyone knows the lizard people only do that with Ospreys.)

HAHAHAH i remember a “what the fuck that’s it????” from the couple in the row right in front of me.

Even Jared Leto? 

You were so good at playing Jesus, the messiah, that I approve your ability to play me in a biopic. 

You get them on Skodas now...very much the in thing.

Join me, brother, in prayer.

Man, i remember in 99 when the first stills from the set were released or leaked, i’m not sure, me and my older brother were flipping our shit.

“Hi.
“I’m Bucky.”

That made me smile. We haven’t seen that side of Bucky since “The First Avenger.”  I took it as a sign that Bucky, whether he realizes it or not, is truly back -- and he’s still got it.