thatsmynewbandname
That's my new band name:
thatsmynewbandname

second-rate satire I write after a 5th

uck Off, ESPN

free Richard Simmons

probably a semantics thing

profiles of raw milk

Lenny Dykstra endorses

products that the milkman delivered

coming off of knee surgery

big metallic soccer ball of doom

water wars’ first victims.