Did you say something? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.

“probably the most diverse and ethnicaly rich supergroup ever!” Dude, you know what, I’m going to pass. Bring back Turock the dinosaur hunter

Amy produced a hilarious special, but the Russians secretly hacked it and replaced it with an unfunny special full of p***y jokes.

My own research has shown that the alt right is responsible for a massive increase in Amy’s ice-cream consumption. These people have no shame

Hey, the ‘Fearless Girl” statue is not that innocent. I hear that there is a private Facebook page with her nudes that all the Wall Street guys are logging into. I’ve only heard about it

I have to say - Trump is making a mistake on this one. Maybe Title IX isn’t the way to do it, legislation would be better. But trans people need help

The picture is actually part a wedding montage. There is another photo that includes the single cat they all just married.

I have unpublished data from the study: white men orgasm 99.9% of the time. White women, just 56%. But Hilary Clinton - just 8%. That woman really got a raw deal!

I actually didn’t know you gals were supposed to orgasm until just now. Something new every day, you know?

Larry Whitmore really shoed ‘em. He also wishes he could have had Milo on that awful show he used to have. Would still be working. By the way, Bill will have Milo on once a month from now on.

I see nothing wrong with this picture.

Trump is letting green card holders through. Also apparently anyone who is “hot”.

At least Jennifer’s future nudes are safe. I mean, that it is now safer for her to be nude. Take nude pictures. And send them to people.