Exact same. I was rooting for her and that instantly turned me off. And I do not believe that she was joking.

“I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to spiders.”

Omg yesssss!!! I remember that line so well! I even remember that he yelled it so loudly, the mic blew out on “know!!!!!”

The fact that Bella Thorne said “I’m not talking to Scott or anyone else” just further serves to illustrate how disgusting it is that a 34-year-old man was sucking face with a 19-year-old. “Talking to” a guy is a term that we literally used in middle school when we were dating someone but didn’t want to say “dating”…

“ ‘Morning, Joe,’ will be Mika Brzezinski’sfirst words every morning for the rest of her life.”

“He will not dine alone with a woman who is not her, and he won’t attend events serving alcohol without her either.”

Now that I have a home security system with cameras in my living room, I can watch my cat do this very thing at about 5:00 every day (I get home around 5:30). It fills me with a joy that I can’t fully put into words. <3

The *only* good thing about that first story is that due to the civil suit against him way back when, the Goldman and Brown families might actually get some money from that piece of shit.

If you’re a Scientologist: “You’re in a cult. Call your dad.” (any other murderinos here?)

I’m COMPLETELY obsessed with MFM. Working my way through the whole catalogue for the second time at this very moment!

This was BY FAR my favorite:

“Kids of all ages are on ATVs around here.”

Yeah it must really suck to be publicly gaslit and made to appear completely crazy by someone you used to be close to in the press. Just ask Amber Heard.

After I die, can someone PLEASE say, “I was in her thrall”? Just ONE PERSON. Please.

I have actually heard that about him over the years, that he’s a total dick. I also have a vague memory that he was once “punkd” but wouldn’t let them use it on the show, I think he may have been the only celebrity who wouldn’t let them air his episode.

Yup, I still would. No question. He’ll be forever in that Pump up the Volume/Heathers mode to me. I even liked Bed of Roses. Christian 4eva.

Same. There are a few public figures who are just about bullet-proof to *me personally,* and he’s one of them. Others include Benedict Cumberbatch and Kiefer Sutherland (yes, I have seen the Christmas tree video and I am aware of his many arrests). Still love Tom Hiddleston, always will unless he turns out to be…

This is my cat. He’s pretty happy I think, despite the embarrassment that he probably *should* be feeling.

*Kardashians’

My condolences, and I totally feel you. I lost my grandmother/best friend in 2012. The other day I burst into tears in the candy aisle at wal-mart looking at a bag of mini kit-kats, because she always had a little bowl of them in her house and would give me a handful “for the road” whenever I left her house. And yet I…