“Oh wait - do we hate her now? I can never keep up with the bff-train -to-hatersville express around here.”

Jesus, the trailer is 2.5 minutes long and also just a trailer. Maybe give it a chance?

I looooove CDAN, but his “A list,” “B list,” etc. rankings are always out of whack to me. I think because he unintentionally ranks them according to how well they are known in the industry at the moment, and not how well known they are to the general public. He recently ranked Abigail Spencer as “B+ list.” Ummmm no. I…

Ok I’m an idiot and I read that blind item way too fast. Katie Holmes, really. Hmmm

Well now I MUST know who the cheating husband is. Guesses, please???

“I’m not saying that there is an amount of money that would make me sleep with Trump (there is. It’s roughly around the amount I need to pay off my student loans).”

“Solange Knowles will perform on SNL the first week of November.”

I had that problem with Tom Hardy at first, too!! Now I can recognize him (mostly) and it’s just Fassbender and Scarlet Johanssen (who, again, I have seen in MANY movies) that I have trouble with.

Words cannot express how much I hate it when men call women “females.” Sometimes it’s an army thing (one of my exes is in the army and just started doing it after that), sometimes it’s not, both times drive me up a fucking tree.

I have the weirdest faceblindness when it comes to this dude... I would literally never recognize a photo of him unless it was captioned with his name, and I have seen like 50 movies he’s in. So strange!

I read the Blac Chyna TMZ article and she’s just buying a car. So... how is that “buying her own push present”? Am I missing something? Legitimately asking, not trying to be snarky. I know TMZ is TMZ, but... so weird.

Never heard of them in my life either.

Omg me too!! The smell is awful to me. Everyone in my office drinks it and I hate it.

What happened to Kim Kardashian is just horrible. The same thing happened to my dad (robbed at his store, bound and gagged and held at gunpoint) when I was about 8. My parents didn’t tell me about it until I was 18, but it haunts me. :( I can’t imagine anything more terrifying.

“She has always been... a very popular person.”

We were talking about this at my office he other day. I NEVER say anything political (my office, other than me, is 100% church-going republicans. I’m an atheist socialist), but when this was brought up, I said, “if he runs for governor and wins, I am moving and I’m not kidding.” I think everyone was stunned.

The thing is, if you know that your personal beliefs are going to interfere with your judicial rulings, DON’T BECOME A FUCKING JUDGE. It’s like pharmacists who won’t dispense birth control- find another goddamn career. I didn’t apply to the District Attorney’s office when I graduated law school, because it was a death…

Thank you for linking to the Hiddleston Interview interview so that I didn’t have to run down those photos. ;)

Oh my GOD YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. TWOP’s archives have been down forever, I had no idea they were available here!! There goes my productivity for the week...

My mom and I lived to hate-watch this show. It BREAKS MY HEART that the TWOP archive is gone.