Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

It’s pretty popular in the South, hun.

Maybe they should slow down a little bit !

No. Stop this.

Holy fucking shit, there’s an actual term for this? I have a friend who’s literally only eaten pizza (pepporoni or cheese only), Reese’s (regular size only because apparently king size tastes different, also no holiday editions), and cooked taco meat with just cheese, no shell or anything, since he was like 7. Also,…

You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

This is my fault, I think.

About 98% of us hate the 2% that booed him. They can fuck off to Philly or something.  But sir, we have AT LEAST...*looks around and counts*...5 tall buildings downtown. We’re not Akron, or something.

The residents of this 3 building having, 4 block fucking town screamed and booed at someone who, until that point, seemed to be one of the least booable people in the entire league. The guy that was set up to be hurt by men who were unqualified to build a team around him. It’s a shame and a relief that it came to this.

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Yes and it was his phone that they had hacked.  

The Poop Standard Selection Committee (me) has taken your point under advisement and determined it does not dole out participation trophies.

Three Super Bowls in 10 seasons (with three different QBs!) at a time when the NFC East was a phenomenal division (except for the Cardinals) is an incredible feat. And, yeah, 1992 was a long time ago. But you’d still have to double the length of that journey and add another eight years to get to the Lions’ little pit…

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

I honestly considered going this route and including the Chiefs, Chargers, Vikings, and Falcons as candidates. Though not the Eagles, obviously, since I’m a firm believer in the five-year rule, which forbids any fan from complaining for five years after a title.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”