I mean, that’s science, the ears emit the most sound of all our holes.

How the fuck am I not on this list

There is one major downside to the affair: According to the exit agreement, my discounted employee newspaper subscription will be rolled over to the regular customer rate at the end of the month. Damn.

Bryan:

I know it’s a typo, but I could actually picture a 79 win Mets team insisting no no, we’re actually trying to win the Wild Dard race.

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

Believe they were initially rushing him to shock trauma in Baltimore but his condition worsened so quickly that they ended up going to the closest hospital

“VAR stepped in to do what VAR does.” 

Deadspin: We Don’t Like the Right Thing Unless We Say It’s the Right Thing

I gotta say, it sure seems like all of Deadspin’s soccer writers dislike VAR (as a thing AND its application) even though, virtually 100 pct of the time, it proves its worth and gets things RIGHT.

Looks to me like VAR did exactly what it was supposed to on that call. You couldn’t tuck your arms in any further to try to avoid the handball than that defended did. Textbook ball to hand in my opinion, but I can see why the ref originally called a handball in a split second decision.

You’re probably right. 5 claps would have been a fine, suspension, and a four-seamer between the shoulder blades of Aaron Judge

My only complaint is that Boone went with 3 claps instead of 4 or 5 for “tighten this shit up”. Amazingly he gets the a clap per syllable for Tighten right, but then stops after the next clap on “this”. Only 3 claps is an unacceptable level of sass and he needs to “tigh [clap] ten [clap] this [clap] shit [clap] up…

This is Boone’s managerial equivalent of The Homer, I think. Holy shit what a display. What a fountain of memes.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Wrong. It was a fast starting fire. The suspect doused the building and victims with gasoline and lit the gasoline. You cannot see that kind of fire coming.

It’s possible, but unlikely if you ask me. KyoAni is one of the extremely rare studios in the industry, where animators get hired as salaried employees who aren’t paid per frame. That also affects their animation quality greatly. KyoAni is also one of the rare studios, which picks and produces their own projects. So…

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman”