But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

Call me crazy, but wouldn’t it be a lot less exhausting for Barstool just to be better human beings?

This is but the signal of a complete culture shift away from team loyalty. It represents the looming death of my father’s generation of complainers who deride “selfish” athletes and long for the (boring) days of yore when players stayed with one team for their entire career. The NBA is wide open as soon as each…

I wish I could play any Auto-Chess without feeling like the matches are 2-3 times longer than they need to be.

Hate to be the contrarian here, but I don’t think he controls the defense with his communication and does not tell his PGs what plays to run by seeing the flow of the game and who needs the shots nor do I think there’s a reason why he’s always atop the plus minus of his team. It’s the big things,and not screening to…

These ladies showed more fight than the 2019 Cubs, that’s for sure. 

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

“I choose not to run”

I’m a Skins fan who’s been dealing and will continue to deal with the jackass Snyder. I feel your pain and have intentionally not shit on the Knicks because of it.

I mean, if the plan is to win 40 games over the next two seasons and reload for another run at free agency in 2021 then I guess that’s a decent enough way to do it. They have to pay somebody.

I’m 45, and a native New Yorker. No NBA or college team from the area has won a championship in my lifetime. Please stop telling me how we’re the center of the basketball universe. It’s embarrassing.

Nowhere in that quote does he stipulate which borough of New York would be having a good offseason, so it’s technically prescient.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

The Orioles are the dreary, regular kind of shitty. The Mets opened this season honestly believing they’d contend for a championship! Their dipshit general manager, who calls in game-day decisions from his damn couch, told the rest of the NL East to “come get us.”

The Orioles are the Chipotle of awful teams. The Mets are the French Laundry of awful teams. Exquisite and to be savored.

Man I’m glad deadspin doesn’t write about how putrid my Orioles are this frequently 

I realize I’m spamming here, but this is how it starts. A poor woman of colour outside a dollar store. Some day they will come for the lower middle class single white woman who miscarried because she couldn’t afford to work only one job while hella pregnant.

UConn wasn’t really hung out to dry, but rather sat around expecting the Big Ten or ACC would just call them up and offer them a spot, not realizing their athletics facilities are hideous and they had already started to lose money.