Ever since 2016 time has slowed down so the world's horrors can fully be witnessed.

Kemba Walker will forever be one of my favorite players for his performance in the Big East and NCAA tournaments that year. I won so much fucking money* betting on UCONN because of my faith in him during those tournaments.

what’s a boston

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker?  I don’t think so.  Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?  

Maybe they should practice more than one kick a day.

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

Robbie Gould was a victim of his own consistency. In his final season in Chicago, he did indeed struggle, including a missed game-winning kick against the Vikings.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

I sure wish I didn't have to be a dude to be a Jedi.

So, where do you think the Big 3 will stand once they’ve all retired?

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

Even Bruins fans have to deep down know that nobody should be shedding tears for them. No doubt this was a bad miss. Bruins have been the beneficiaries of that all playoffs, it was bound to come back around.

Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

No, actually Strop’s hat is cool.

Along with Pedro Strop and his stupid off-center hat the Cubs now lead MLB in having the most annoying to watch bullpen.

I’m sure Golden State would trade a bus ride for one good Looney.