Google “tragedy definition” and your edgy question will find a boring answer.

So they were alpinned to the mountain?

At least they died doing what they loved: trying not to die.

Seriously. We were 3 for 3 there, I was hoping it kept up. Much like Mary Magdelene when she discovered Jesus’ empty tomb, I was saddened.

I assume all of these Grahams (no relation) are crackers?

I was born to a non-practicing, Jewish family. East coast, liberal, thinks education is a good thing; you know the type.

When Tyrion said “maybe I’ll go down to King’s Landing as a wight and kill Cersei” I knew this would be happening. My guess is Arya, Theon, Podrick and Tormund all die next week. Maybe Tyrion, Brienne, Greyworm and Bran too. I don’t see half of them making it out as undead. This episode felt like fan service so we…

Also, his support of Brienne is so pure. I will actually cry if he dies.

I’m so excited to see how this all plays out for TYRONE

This is exactly why I’ve long worried that putting the most vulnerable women and children in the crypts of Winterfell, where they’ll be surrounded by the dead bodies of their loved ones like Ned Stark “to keep them safe,” miiiiight not be the greatest idea ever.

More horrible stuff to ponder:

1 - We’ve been getting teaser shots of Arya running through the crypts looking terrified for awhile now.

2 - Arya and Gendry are near the forge when the horn blasts sound.

3 - In the preview of episode 3, Dany says, “The dead are already here.”

It’s been bothering me all night. I think the…

You think that’s bad, just wait until they show zombie Hodor. 

Word?

I’m looking forward to zombie Theon. His redemption arc was a little too redemptive.

NO. FUCK THAT. NOT TORMUND. 

This episode is how I’m going to remember these characters. I’ve been waiting for Book Jamie and Book Brienne to reach some sort of ending, and I think the show nailed it. I teared up a bit (a lot).

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

“It was very surreal. Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

Trust me, the Yankees and Red Sox are competitive about EVERYTHING.