I would like to say for the record that I did not finish the movie, as you may have noticed, but i have been informed that Thanos does succeed, and all I have to say is that I STAN A KING WHO STICKS TO HIS FREAKIN WORD.

Billy.  Billy Haisley is complaining about the result.

Billy has no other takes.

“Soccer has existed for over a century and a half without missed calls spelling the game’s doom.”

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

HAHAHA i love this. Lets get it wrong so less people go through emotions!

Read the sentence after. He's fine with injustice because, hey, it's only Tottenham.

Manchester City didn’t “deserve” to beat Tottenham yesterday, and had Raheem Sterling’s goal stood, it would’ve been an injustice.

Spoiler alert: he is not.

A few days ago Burke said he was going to be upset if he had to use his game 7 tix, so I guess the laws of logic say he should be happy today?

Hard disagree with the idea that Tampa didn’t have much depth. They were widely acknowledged to be the deepest team in the NHL. They felt no sting of injuries this season (not that there were a lot of them) because they had so much to fall back on. Their damn backup goalie went 21-5-0 when their franchise netminder…

Tampa’s record is no more inflated than any other team this year though. Even if they lost every single one of their OT/SO games, they still would have won the President’s Trophy by a clear 8 points over Calgary.

Its actually more like if UMBC had beat UVA four times in a row

This is the lulz. This is Virginia vs. UMBC. Columbus made the best team in the league look like a minor league team. The only vindication to this is if the Bolts steamroll next playoffs for a Cup. Though even if they do, they are still alone in ignominy after this impressively huge choke job.

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

What does fate have in common with Rudy Giuliani? They both like to fuck Cousins.

He should be fine.  Resident Evil taught me that all wounds should be treated with herbs. 

Wow. No, you’re right. Editing now and also making coffee. 

Milk DUCKS?? Really editors?